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Posted by on May 6, 2011 in Featured, Humour | 1 comment

Retirement Investment Suggestion

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Consider:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

A WorldCom investment would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

Now Consider:

But, if you had purchased $1 000.00 worth of wine one year ago, drank all the wine, then turned in the bottles for a recycling refund, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, clearly the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

Happy weekend Blablania!

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