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Posted by on Nov 14, 2009 in Greg, Humour, Relationships | 1 comment

PSA: The Hormone Guide for Men

As a general Public Service, the guys here at BlaBla are pleased to share with all those who have a female of the species in close proximity on a regular basis, this handy Hormone Guide for Men. Whilst you will find it helpful at any time, it is particularly designed to assist men in understanding the “red-zone” hormonal changes a woman experiences on a monthly basis.

For your own safety and well-being, DO NOT attempt to use any of the phrases marked DANGEROUS during this period. (– pardon the pun. Ed –)

This handy “cut-out-and-keep” guide should be carried like a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other. Refer to it whenever in doubt as to the correct terms and phrases to use in various common situations.

This guide has been compiled after intensive research and experimentation – we have the physical, mental and emotional scars to prove it. Why suffer when we’ve suffered for you?!

 

DANGEROUS

SAFER

SAFEST

FAIL SAFE

Dinner

What’s for dinner?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like
to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.

Clothes

Are you wearing that?

You sure look good in brown!

Wow! Looking good!

Here, have some wine.

Emotions

What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here’s my pay check.

Here, have some wine.

Food

Should you be
eating that?

There are a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

House Work

What did you DO all day?

I hope you didn’t over-do it today.

I’ve always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some wine.

And remember guys… Be Safe Out There!

1 Comment

  1. "Here, have some wine". Very popular words in my house!

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