Crazy Aussies Shoot Each Other To See If It Hurts
Two men in Victoria, Australia recently had to undergo surgery to remove slug pellets from their butts after shooting each other with an air rifle to “see whether it would hurt.”
The 34-year-old mates were enjoying a Sunday afternoon beer drinking session (as Aussies are prone to do on a Sunday arvie). They decided to shoot one another with an air rifle to see whether it would penetrate their skin or cause pain, Victoria Police said. The two, from the Grampians region, took it in turns to shoot each other in the backside and the leg (as Aussies are prone to do on a Sunday arvie, mate!)
They thought they were fine but were admitted to hospital two days later requiring surgery to remove slug pellets from their rear ends and legs. Presumably it took two days for the hangover from drinking that dodgy Aussie beer to wear off.
In the comments on this story on the News.com.au website, this classic from Phoenix in Perth sums things up perfectly:
Phoenix of Perth WA Posted at 1:43 PM
Wohhh you shoot me first…no….i’ll shoot you first…no wait….lets shoot together…no wait…lets have another drink first….Wohhh you shoot me first…no….i’ll shoot you first…no wait….lets shoot together…no wait…lets have another drink first
Woozer mate. Go figure.