Seriously, how can anyone not appreciate the work of anyone who can publish a piece titled “How to Drive Fast on Drugs While Getting Your Wing-Wang Squeezed and Not Spill Your Drink”?
Top 10 quotes from Albert Einstein showing his wit and wisdom
The only completely consistent people are the dead. Aldous Huxley (1894 – 1963) One thing that certainly has not been very consistent recently is the performance of The... Read More
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. Voltaire, French philosopher (1694 – 1778) (QMOT = Quote Me On... Read More
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950 – Irish dramatist, author and Nobel Prize... Read More
I was always interested in proportion and perfection. When I was fifteen, I took off my clothes and looked in the mirror. When I stared at myself naked, I realized that... Read More
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead. Woody Allen (US writer, actor and... Read More