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Posted by on Jun 28, 2012 in Video | 2 comments

Avastar Night Club Is So Kiff It Will Blow Your Mind My Chinas

Described by the video host as possibly being “South Africa’s worst idea since apartheid” here’s the Hate By Numbers’ video ‘review and promo’ for Avastar night club.

Exploding flames every few minutes! Eight, count them…. eight laser lights! Confetti! Is he for real? Grief, but Lolly Jackson must be turning in his grave! Oh, and you have to go check out the comments on the youtube video itself. I nearly died I tell you my boets.

I just wonder how long it will take James Cameron and 20th Century Fox’s legal representatives before they start delivering cease and desist notices to the blue folk of Rivonia?

[And before anyone gets all high and mighty with me… it’s called satire. It’s supposed to be taken lightly. I haven’t been to a club in years. Feel free to go to Avastar and let me know how it is. Be chill broers.]

(Credit to Jeremy Nell, better known as the cartoonist Jerm, from who’s website I originally picked this up. Kiff china!)


  1. I must hang my head im shame and admit that I have been there – to call it Kitsch and Vulgar is such an understatement. I had to laugh. My only other option would have been tears. Avoid at all costs.

    • Oh say it isnt so Rob!
      What, did you lose a bet or something?

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